February 2012
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“[Urkel] opened the door slowly to see Billie in some black boxers ‘Oh shit he...”
– A selection from a piece of mildly upsetting Family Matters fan fiction entitled ”Steve Urkel Meets Greenday.” It’s just one of ten selections of fan fiction you’ll be surprised exists (yes, there’s Joey fan fiction) gathered up by Josh Kurp. (via splitsider)
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“…when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via lies-and-smiles)
January 2012
43 posts
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“I’m not lonely, I have me!”
– Chris Traeger
I think my stomach is trying to escape from my body by crawling up through my throat.
I don’t blame it.
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“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
So I have three days left in North America.
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I know my mom’s mad at me because she’s doing the usual things she does, just slightly louder.
Ex: putting the dishes away with just a bit more force, placing a ginger ale can on the counter slightly harder, and leaving Glee on to go do the aforementioned passive aggressive shit.
Ohohoh she just went up the stairs stomping, but not stomping stomping, just slightly.
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